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Banhammer Demotivational Poster

MOTIFAKE PSA - You DON'T want this...trust me!!! I know from experience


TAGS: aggy banhammer
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:14 am
Hammer head soon to be upgraded to an empty Guinness keg.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2010, 5:20 pm

huge lolz. beauty dude!

EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...



TAGS: aggy timmies banhammer
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 9:28 pm
The grin is priceless
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 9:17 pm
Nice one Face. 5L
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 6:08 pm
Why does genius always get voted down by stupidity? This deserves better 5L!!!


TAGS: banhammer
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by culos

culos - February 12, 2011, 3:59 am
Could 'woof' be the sound you make when she hits you in the belly????
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:55 pm
If anyone can figure out why I still say "woof" to this... please let me know. Except for moooooo.. you can keep it to yourself.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:29 am
If only.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:26 am
That would probably bring new meaning to purple nurple.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:24 am
Hand job? Out of the question.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:24 am
I should be so lucky.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:20 am
My only fear would be that she would pinch you off.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:11 am
If she does, you might wanna listen. Still no reason to make eye contact.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:09 am
Did someone mention my name?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:07 am
Awwwww..... did Ice fall off the grid?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:51 am
Is that German for hawt?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:48 am
At least she's ambidextrous.
Bob D. Sailor - May 13, 2010, 12:31 am
She may have more muscles than I do, but atleast she don't have one of them goldish orange spray on tans that look like crap. 5L for finding a HOT body builder chick.
Sho - May 12, 2010, 5:17 pm
Somehow I'm still distracted by them titz
thatonechick - May 12, 2010, 9:05 am
Damn, I'm cut! *kisses bicep*
forseti - May 12, 2010, 9:02 am
not as ugly and masculine like the most (fe)male bodybuilders and at least she can handle some beer cases
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 8:58 am
Are you kidding? She looks bantastic! Standing in front of a timy, hammer resting on her shoulder, as she points out to left field.


TAGS: in case the banhammer wears out
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:41 pm

too bad, I could have helped you along those other lines.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:35 pm
No... I'm just scared.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:34 pm

you have something else in mind for it?
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
This paddle is not coming into the Great Hall of Moddery.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:44 pm

ummmmm, no. That just sounds uncomfortable.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
So, you're not going to wear the paddle like a beaver tail?
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

well, in theory he left his women happpy....I on the other hand am a typical male, I got mine and fell asleep.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:34 pm
Good man! Makes you sound like old school Bond.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:31 pm

oh no......all male here. I have a long list of very disappointed women to prove it.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:28 pm
As long as you don't start calling yourself Briton of Rerun.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:27 pm

I eat beaver, um...not what we were talking about?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Banhammer, I think rerun just replaced you. Or, he feels like he should've been born a beaver.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 7:55 pm

I am flying in to pick it up. I have just the right use for this...

BANHAMMER TIME - A Moderator Will Call Your Number When It Is Time For You To Be Banned. Thank You For Being A Timmy

THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.


TAGS: rerun banhammer hammer time
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
rerun - October 10, 2010, 10:42 am

I met his in NorCal after he fell on hard times. He was rather humble.
fasteddie - October 10, 2010, 9:00 am
I still can't believe anyone didn't know he was a tool.....
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:20 pm

to think I am broke, I hired those 45 cousins as my money managers.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
Y'know rerun, I guess it's a bitch getting mugged while sleeping in a box in that alley. Buck up lil soldier. Times will get better.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
I almost bought some once.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:02 pm

I sure miss those pants
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 10:59 pm
we pray?!?

Translation -


TAGS: badabing badabang badaboom banhammer
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:11 pm
See? That's what I'm talking about! 5L for stepping up to the plate!
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 8:12 am
Thanks guys, I hate that guy Aggy too! XD
ICEMAN - March 9, 2010, 1:07 am
You're a real 'comedian' there Lester. Heh, heh.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Fabulous job Lester, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
LMFAO!!!! This one is supreme!

GREY SCORPION - Had an upgrade since his promotion to moderator. Hand him the banhammer and he'll be stronger than God.

TAGS: grey scorpion moderator upgrade banhammer
Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:56 am
ohhh!! I like my HAWT new look. Chick's be diggin' me now...how can they resist my multi attachment(with variable speeds) stinger now? very nice!! 5L
PhxDebbie - June 2, 2010, 8:47 am
5L's I want one of those for a hood ornament hahahaha
Anything - June 2, 2010, 12:50 am
Grey scorpion is red.

QUALITY ASSURANCE SPECIALIST - Do You Suffer From "Timmyism"? There Is A Cure @ Motifake Like Baseball - 3 Strikes & You Are Out

TAGS: banhammer
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:16 pm
I don't see why not.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Is it still considered a drive by when you are riding a burro?
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:05 pm
Aggy is the king of drive by banning!
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:24 am
And the ban pool skimmer, the ban and beef burrito, and the ban lowrider.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 10:21 am
I thought you introduced the ban mower aggy?
spacedog - June 23, 2010, 9:00 pm
Cue the chin music.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
(unless the mod is throwing bean balls)


TAGS: i laugh as the banhammer smashes down
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:30 pm
I have replaced my soul with motifake. And I am the better for it. I thought this was especially funny as I found it when I went to see if my submission had been accepted...and it was the one right before this...lulz
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 10:27 am
I suppose it can be argued that Motifake is as important as the state our souls. Or more probably, it is more important. I guess I see his point.
R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
Dang TOC, I thought that was EXACTLY what Aggy told me I was doing! So much for my "Saint Peter" complex!
lesterinside - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
LOL. 5L Phy!!!
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 9:47 am
Why do some people take rejection so personally? We're rejecting a poster they put five seconds of their life into, we're not rejecting their mortal souls from heaven. Sheesh.


TAGS: new banhammer
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Produceman117 - March 1, 2010, 12:51 am
For the 84th f*cking time: DSATHeDRiZZLe. Use this on him. And then stick it in his vagina. Seriously.
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 11:05 pm
If they are looking in the mirror, wouldn't it say "nab?" You have to reverse the letters, like those paddles they sell in...I've said too much...
agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:04 pm
When did we start hitting them in the head?!?!? I didn't get the memo.
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 6:02 pm
Now that you mention it you are right Matt, i thought i knew what i was talking about
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
The imprint on the forehead would be backwards, thus making the reflection read correctly... I think...
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 7:59 pm
Eh it would still be a symbol of one douchebaggerey
CpnKangaroo - January 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
actually everytime they look in the mirror, it will be backwards? non-the-less 5l
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:39 pm

The Ban Brand Hammer


TAGS: timmie banhammer
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by culos

GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:41 am
OMG!! He took Me and Rated me last night. I feel so dirty now. 5 "I need a shower now's"

MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.

IF I WERE A MOD... - Consider yourself a nail!

TAGS: sledgehammer banhammer ban mod august calendar
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by tryal

Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:27 pm
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:58 pm
heavy-handed tactics are never the answer.
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:20 pm
my mom always said i was spheshul
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ironic in that this poster got another motifaker banned.;-)
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:51 am
you could also consider yourself hammered :)

BANHAMMER - Because there are people who think V6isalie.

TAGS: banhammer
Rating: 1.78/5

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